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Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day...

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

The FEUture

This is how fucking stupid:
  1. The European parliament is
  2. The European parliament believes its citizens are
Call Center: "Hello, this is XYZ from I'm Not Going to Take Responsibility for What I am About to Tell You, Inc.  How can I help you today?"

Customer: "Yes, I tried posting a meme today to your Open Freedom Access For All - Titanium Platinum Level Member - you know the €1,995/year Concierge tier"

Call Center: "Yes. How can I help you?"

Customer: "Well for some reason my meme was never posted and made public"

Call Center: "Are you familiar with EU Article #13?"

Customer: "Yes I am"

Call Center: "Then I shouldn't have to explain to you that your meme was blocked by our copyright filters as mandated by EU Article #13"

Customer: "But my meme is my own original work of art"

Call Center: "Impossible. Our copyright filters are perfect and can detect even the slightest copyright violation in an otherwise original work"

Customer: "What in the hell did I violate?"

Call Center: "Can you hold on for just a couple minutes while I look into this further?"

Customer: "Yes of course"

Two Minutes Later...


Call Center: "Still there?"

Customer: "Yes"

Call Center: "Ok. Unfortunately our records indicate you violated a copyright of a photo of one of Jean De Paris' paintings"

Customer: "How is that even possible?"

Call Center: "A private global equity hedge fund bought a photo of the painting, copyrighted it, and then the EU fined our I Don't Give a Shit, Inc €1.5 billion in a prior copyright violation case"

Customer: ...

Call Center: "Are you still there?"

Customer: "Which Jean De Paris painting did I violate?"

Call Center: "Anne of Brittany"

Customer: "You mean this one?"


Call Center: "Yes that's the one"

Customer: "Then tell me how the fuck I violated that copyright with this"

Friday, January 25, 2019

This is How We Do Business in New Jersey

Want to be a customer of a New Jersey-based business on the Internet?

TL;DR

Call Alan from JetCameras.com directly at 732-444-3743 and ask for the "Jersey Special".

Make sure to block his number and report as spam when finished.

Sunday, January 20th 2019

  1. Placed an order in the amount of $718.00 on JetCameras.com
  2. Canon EOS M50 with EF-M15-45mm Lens
    Canon EF-M 55-200mm Lens
  3. Had a conversation with Alan from JetCameras.com regarding my order
  4. Call Log with Alan from JetCameras.com
    • He started the conversation by verifying my order
    • Then he tried selling me a "5-hour battery with charger and lens filters" for a total of $889 (an additional $170 for items I neither ordered nor wanted)
    • After I declined his upsell, he rambled on and slipped in that the camera did not come with a battery or battery charger. His website clearly states the camera kit is NEW:
      • Me: "I thought the camera came with a battery"
      • Alan: "Not at this price point"
    • Alan tried one more time with his upsell. I declined him again:
      • Me: "Just send me what I ordered"
      • Alan: "Ok. We have a 10 day return policy and will charge a 15% restocking fee if returned"

Thursday, January 24th 2019

  • Received package from JetCameras.com
    • Never received an email with tracking information like I was told
    • Package did not come with Signature Confirmation like I was told
      • UPS left package without requesting my signature
  • Open package and two boxes inside. So far, so good
  • Contents of package from JetCameras.com
  • Canon EOS M50 box is opened with no factory seal. Clearly not new as item description states on JetCameras.com website. Closer inspection of Canon box reveals it isn't even the correct box for the item I purchased
  • Wrong Canon EOS M50 box
  • I ordered Canon part #2680C011 and the box is for Canon part #2680C032. Could not find any information about this part # from Canon.com
  • No Google search results for Canon part #2680C032
  • Inside this box for the wrong Canon part #, I found the following items
    • Canon EOS M50 camera body
    • Battery and battery charger (which Alan stated "Did not come at this price point")
    • Plug for the battery charger
    • User manual
    • Camera strap
  • Missing from box number one
    • Canon EF-M15-45mm Lens
    Contents of box number one
  • This is the JetCameras.com SKU found on box number two
  • Box number two SKU
  • Inside box number two is the missing Canon EF-M15-45mm Lens from box number one
  • Missing Canon EF-M15-45mm Lens from box number one
  • Missing from the entire package
    • Canon EF-M55-200mm Lens

Summary of Fraud

SKUs from order confirmation email and package invoice don't match
The summary of fraud committed by Alan from JetCameras.com is as follows:
  1. Upsold unwanted items during order verification phone call
  2. Did not provide an email with a tracking number for the order shipment
  3. Did not send package with Signature Confirmation as indicated
  4. Sent an open box (and wrong box) with missing items instead of the product ordered in new condition as indicated from the JetCameras.com website
  5. Failed to send the second ordered product at all
  6. Is expecting a return of all items at my expense and thinks he will be able to charge me a 15% restocking fee for his clusterfuck

Monday, December 17, 2018

Dow Jones Stock Market Forecast - Tuesday December 18th, 2018

Dow Jones Stock Market Forecast

Dow Jones Performance - Monday December 17th, 2018

Tuesday December 18th, 2018

Tomorrow will be a good day for day trading. Buy on the insiders closing their short positions and then sell when they begin to reload their short positions for another takedown later in the week. Or next week (oh no, not Christmas!).

Ignore The Up/Down Value

It doesn't matter that the Dow Jones lost another 507 points today. In relative terms, this is just a 2% decline in the Big Board index.

Percentage moves are all that matter. In any given trading day. Trading week. Trading month. Trading year.

Where Is That Bear?

Anyone telling you the market has turned from bull to bear is literally giving you bullshit.

A bear market does not even begin until it has dropped a minimum of 20%.

The Dow Jones hit its all-time high October 3rd, 2018 at 26,828.39. In the 50 trading days that have followed, it is now 12% off that all-time high.

Some would argue a bear market would be official when the Dow Jones closes at or below 21,462.71. They would be wrong.

Move That Average!

The medium and long-term moving average indicators used by the big boys on Wall Street are the 50-day, 100-day, and 200-day moving averages.


As you can see, today's market close was right on the 100-day moving average. Normally, the NYSE specialists and Nasdaq market makers will take the market back above the 50-day moving average. Which is just over 25,000 at the moment.

But this isn't about their moves this week. It is in the next several weeks that will be of interest. The 200-day moving average currently sits at 20,674.49. The market must close below the 200-day moving average in order to be in a bear market.

Which is awfully close to 20,000. And the Wall Street insiders will do whatever it takes to make sure the Dow Jones stays above it.

It's a psychological thing.

Monday, December 10, 2018

How Many Prime Devils Does it Take to Control Wall Street?

"Stocks can make moves that seem to defy logic and explanation"

A Demonstration of Strength by Wall Street Prime Devils - December 10th, 2018

The Man Who Sold the World



Oh no, not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world

America declared it's independence from Great Britain July 4, 1776.

The New York Stock Exchange was created on May 17, 1792.

While Southern Devils were trading black slaves between America and Africa as well as each other, it took the Northern Devils less than sixteen years after the birth of our nation to bring their version of slavery to America.

The Thirteenth Amendment


On December 6, 1865, the 13th amendment abolished slavery in the United States.

The Southern Devils had to give up their version of slavery. For the time being.

The Northern Devils kept their version.

Financial Instruments of Bondage

Trading shares of stock simply introduces just one level of indirection to the concept of slavery. Instead of buying and selling slaves directly, buy and sell shares in the companies the slaves work for.

If you work for a publicly traded company, you are a slave.

If you own shares of stocks either directly or indirectly (IRA, 401k, mutual funds, SPDRs, ETFs, Options, Derivatives, etc, etc, etc) you are a slave owner.

If you work for a publicly traded company and own shares of stocks then you are simultaneously both a slave and slave owner.

This concept is nothing new.

The ancient civilization of Babylon ( 2300 B.C. ) had the exact same concept. There were slave owners. There were slaves. And slaves were permitted to own other slaves.

Hmm, how about that?

If you don't believe me, read the damn book yourself:



Abolish It Now! (Good Luck with That)

If you have any financial transactions with any publicly traded company whatsoever, you are supporting modern-day slavery.

If you are an advertising / marketing / social media company that works with publicly traded companies, you are promoting slavery.

If you are on the investments side of the financial sector (NYSE specialist, Nasdaq market maker, stock broker, investment banker, mutual fund manager, private portfolio manager, etc, etc) then you are the instruments of slavery.

And you thought slavery ended 153 years ago and was limited in scope to just African-Americans brought over on slave ships during the colonization of America.

Sunday, December 9, 2018

Friends of Bill Clinton

Friends of Bill Clinton


How many of YOUR friends, acquaintances, co-workers, employees, associates, etc would have to die in non-natural ways before YOU would become a suspect?

How Would You Like to be Bill Clinton’s Friend?

The following is a list of dead people connected with Bill Clinton:

James Mcdougal - Clinton’s convicted Whitewater partner died of an apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a key witness in Ken Starr’s investigation.

Mary Mahoney - A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a Starbucks Coffee shop in Georgetown. The murder happened just after she was to go public with her story of sexual harassment in the White House.

Vince Foster - Former White House counselor, and colleague of Hillary Clinton at Little Rock’s Rose Law Firm. Died of a gunshot wound to the head, ruled a suicide.

Ron Brown - Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman. Reported to have died by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist close to the investigation reported that there was a hole in the top of Brown’s skull resembling a gunshot wound. At the time of his death, Brown was being investigated, and spoke publicly of his willingness to cut a deal with prosecutors.

C. Victor Raiser II & Montgomery Raiser - Major players in the Clinton fundraising organization died in a private plane crash in July 1992.

Paul Tulley - Democratic National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Little Rock, September 1992. Described by Clinton as a “Dear friend and trusted advisor”.

Ed Willey - Clinton fundraiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the woods of Virginia of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide. Ed Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton groped her in the Oval Office of the White House. Ed Willey was involved in several Clinton fund raising events.

Jerry Parks - Head of Clinton’s gubernatorial security team in Little Rock. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little Rock. Park’s son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton. He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died the files were mysteriously removed from his house.

James Bunch - Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that he had a “Black Book” of people containing names of influential people who visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas.

James Wilson - Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent hanging suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater.

Kathy Ferguson - Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson died in May 1994 was found dead in her living room with a gunshot to her head. It was ruled a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if she was going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a co-defendant along with Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit. Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating witness for Paula Jones.

Bill Shelton - Arkansas State Trooper and fiancee of Kathy Ferguson. Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancee, he was found dead in June 1994 of a gunshot wound also ruled a suicide at the gravesite of his fiancee.

Gandy Baugh - Attorney for Clinton's friend Dan Lassater died by jumping out a window of a till building January 1994. His client was a convicted drug distributor.

Florence Martin - Accountant sub-contractor for the CIA related to the Barry Seal Mena Airport drug smuggling case. Died of three gunshot wounds.

Suzanne Coleman - Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when he was Arkansas Attorney General. Died of a gunshot wound to the back of the head, ruled a suicide. Was pregnant at the time of her death.

Paula Grober - Clinton’s speech interpreter for the deaf from 1978 until her death December 9, 1992. She died in a one car accident.

Danny Casolaro - Investigative reporter. Investigating Mena Airport and Arkansas Development Finance Authority. He slit his wrists, apparent suicide in the middle of his investigation.

Paul Wilcher - Attorney investigating corruption at Mena Airport with Casolaro and the 1980 “October Surprise” was found dead on a toilet June 22, 1993 in his Washington DC apartment. Had delivered a report to Janet Reno three weeks before his death.

Jon Parnell Walker - Whitewater investigator for Resolution Trust Corp. Jumped to his death from his Arlington, VA apartment balcony August 15, 1993. Was investigating Morgan Guarantee scandal.

Barbara Wise - Commerce Department staffer. Worked closely with Ron Brown and John Huang. Cause of death unknown. Died November 29, 1996. Her bruised nude body was found locked in her office at the Department of Commerce.

Charles Meissner - Assistant Secretary of Commerce who gave John Huang special security clearance, died shortly thereafter in a small plane crash.

Dr. Stanley Heard - Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory Committee died with his attorney Steve Dickson in a small plane crash. Dr. Heard, in addition to serving on Clinton’s advisory council, personally treated Clinton’s mother, stepfather, and brother.

Barry Seal - Drug running pilot out of Mena Arkansas, death was no accident.

Johnny Lawhorn Jr. - Mechanic, found a check made out to Clinton in the trunk of a car left in his repair shop. Died when his car hit a utility pole.

Stanley Huggins - Suicide. Investigated Madison Guarantee. His report was never released.

Hershell Friday - Attorney and Clinton fundraiser died March 1, 1994 when his plane exploded.

Kevin Ives & Don Henry - Known as “The boys on the track” case. Reports say the boys may have stumbled upon the Mena Arkansas airport drug operation. Controversial case where initial report of death was due to falling asleep on railroad track. Later reports claim the two boys had been slain before being placed on the tracks. Many linked to the case died before their testimony could come before a Grand Jury.

The Following Six People Had Information on the Ives/Henry Case


Keith Mcmaskle - Died stabbed 113 times, November 1988.

Gregory Collins - Died from a gunshot wound January 1989.

Jeff Rhodes - He was shot, mutilated and found burned in a trash dump in April 1989.

James Milan - Found decapitated. Coroner ruled death due to natural causes.

Jordan Kettleson - Was found shot to death in the front seat of his pickup truck in June 1990.

Richard Winters - Was a suspect in the Ives/Henry deaths. Was killed in a setup robbery July 1989.

The Following Clinton Bodyguards are Dead


Major William S. Barkley Jr.
Captain Scott J. Reynolds
Sgt. Brian Hanley
Sgt. Tim Sabel
Major General William Robertson
Col. William Densberger
Col. Robert Kelly
Spec. Gary Rhodes
Steve Willis
Robert Williams
Conway Lebleu
Todd Mckeehan

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Throw The Fucking Flag! (Part 2)

Must. Control. Game.

Before Roger Goodell and friends adjust their strategy in which penalties to call on the (ahem) visiting team, here is a list of subjective penalties to watch out for during this week's activities and the weeks to follow.

Including the playoffs.

And Super Bowl.
  • Blocking Below the Waist
  • Illegal Block in the Back
  • Chop Block
  • Clipping
  • Holding
  • Horse-collar tackle (some announcer said they were going to "expand" this foul)
  • Illegal Batting
  • Illegal Contact
  • Illegal Formation
  • Illegal Forward Pass
  • Illegal Hands to the Face
  • Illegal Kick
  • Illegal Shift
  • Substitution Infraction
  • Illegal Touching of a Forward Pass
  • Illegal Touching of a Free Kick
  • Illegal Touching of a Scrimmage Kick
  • Illegal Use of Hands
  • Ineligible Receiver Downfield
  • Intentional Grounding
  • Leaping
  • Leverage
  • Neutral Zone Infraction
  • Offside Pass
  • Pass Interference
  • Personal Foul
  • Rough Play
  • Roughing the Passer
  • Roughing the Kicker
  • Roughing the Snapper
  • Running into the Kicker
  • Sideline Infraction
  • Spearing
  • Targeting
  • Tripping
  • Unfair Act
  • Unsportsmanlike Conduct

Don't Want Us to Throw a Flag? Fine. We Won't

Just look at a replay of the Sunday night football game on December 2nd, 2018 between the Los Angeles Chargers and Pittsburgh Steelers to understand exactly what I am talking about.

Not calling penalties on completely fucking obvious shit like false starts that result in touchdowns is just as bad as calling bogus penalties on ANY PLAY THAT ACTUALLY GAINS FUCKING YARDS BY THE OFFENSE OF THE VISITING TEAM!

Or.

ANY PLAY THAT ACTUALLY IS A GOOD/GREAT DEFENSIVE PLAY BY THE VISITING TEAM!

Throw Shit on the Home Team Then!

"Throw shit on the home team then!" - Roger Goodell

Throw Shit on the Team Favored By Vegas!

"Throw shit on the team favored by Vegas!" - Roger Goodell

Throw Shit on the Underdog!

"Throw shit on the underdog in Vegas!" - Roger Goodell

Fuck! Throw Shit on Everybody!

"Fuck! Throw shit on everybody!" - Roger Goodell

Did I Make My Point, Bruh?

You can see why Roger Goodell makes $40 million per year.

Let Them Play OL

The National Flag League

The NFL is no longer the National Football League. They are the National Flag League.

Their favorite weapons of choice?
  1. Holding
  2. Illegal Block in the Back

Did You Ever Play Football, Bruh?

I don't know if any of the refs in the NFL have ever played football. At any level.

Peewee.

Middle School.

High School.

College.

Pro.

But I can promise you one thing. NONE of them have ever played on the offensive line in the NFL before.

Or college.

Throw The Fucking Flag!

"Throw the fucking flag!" - Roger Goodell

Have you ever played in the NFL before, Roger?

Hmm?

How about on the OL?

What is holding?

Honestly I have no fucking idea. I can't remember the last time the television replay actually showed somebody "holding" anyone when the penalty was called.
  1. An OL is supposedly able to not only put their hands in between the shoulder pads of a defensive lineman, but they are actually ALLOWED TO FUCKING HOLD onto the jersey in this particular scenario
In last Thursday night's football game between the Tennessee Titans and the Jacksonville Jaguars, I saw two holding penalties called personally by the HEAD REFEREE that replay showed:
  1. The Jacksonville OL was BLOCKING the DL from the SIDE. Is it really illegal to block someone from the side? WTF is that? Seriously?
  2. I believe another Jacksonville OL was HOLDING onto the DL just like I describe above. And when the ball carrier ran in that direction of said OL/DL, the OL LET GO OF THE DL LIKE HE IS FUCKING SUPPOSED TO. And the HEAD REFEREE CALLED HOLDING AGAIN! A FUCKING LEGAL PLAY THAT IS FUCKING BEING FLAGGED FOR FUCKING TEN YARDS!
It is shit like this that decides NFL football games.

Let Them Play OL

If Roger Goodell really believes MORE holding penalties need to be called in NFL games, and the refs are more than willing to oblige, then let them all strap on the fucking gear:


And have them go up against these motherfuckers:


Then you can tell me, and the rest of the fucking world, what is and is not a holding penalty.