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Customer: "Yes, I tried posting a meme today to your Open Freedom Access For All - Titanium Platinum Level Member - you know the €1,995/year Concierge tier"
Call Center: "Yes. How can I help you?"
Customer: "Well for some reason my meme was never posted and made public"
Call Center: "Are you familiar with EU Article #13?"
Customer: "Yes I am"
Call Center: "Then I shouldn't have to explain to you that your meme was blocked by our copyright filters as mandated by EU Article #13"
Customer: "But my meme is my own original work of art"
Call Center: "Impossible. Our copyright filters are perfect and can detect even the slightest copyright violation in an otherwise original work"
Customer: "What in the hell did I violate?"
Call Center: "Can you hold on for just a couple minutes while I look into this further?"
Customer: "Yes of course"
Two Minutes Later...
Call Center: "Still there?"
Call Center: "Ok. Unfortunately our records indicate you violated a copyright of a photo of one of Jean De Paris' paintings"
Customer: "How is that even possible?"
Call Center: "A private global equity hedge fund bought a photo of the painting, copyrighted it, and then the EU fined our I Don't Give a Shit, Inc €1.5 billion in a prior copyright violation case"
Call Center: "Are you still there?"
Customer: "Which Jean De Paris painting did I violate?"
Call Center: "Anne of Brittany"
Customer: "You mean this one?"
Call Center: "Yes that's the one"
Customer: "Then tell me how the fuck I violated that copyright with this"